Author: Chih Sang

  • Day One, Vietnam: Avoidance is Futile, My Dear Padwan

    I am standing in the middle of a four-lane, one-way street.
    Mopeds and motorbikes stream around me like a living organism.
    I have a suitcase in one hand. A backpack on my back.
    And the very calm thought:
    “So this is how it ends.”

    Cut to flashback.

    When I chose Vietnam, I already knew the thing.
    The thing everyone talks about.
    Crossing the street.

    No signals.
    No stopping.
    No eye contact that says, I’ve got you.

    So I planned carefully. Strategically. Wisely.
    I would avoid Ho Chi Minh City chaos entirely.
    Land at the airport → bus directly to the seaside town of Vũng Tàu.
    Fewer bikes. Fewer lanes. Fewer chances of becoming a cautionary tale.

    Forty minutes before my existential moment in the road, I get a call.

    They can’t pick me up.
    Traffic is too bad.
    I should take a Grab (Vietnam’s Uber) into downtown instead.

    Fine.
    One ride. One pickup point. Minimal exposure to madness.

    I arrive.

    Wrong location.

    The bus company says they’ll book another Grab to take me to the bus station.
    I wait. I start thinking logically. Dangerously logically — my greatest weakness.
    Maybe the Grab will pick me up on the other side of the road.
    Because obviously. That makes sense — number 380 is the address and it is on that side of the road.

    So I take a breath. I step forward.

    CROSSING #1.
    I weave.
    I survive.
    I make it across.

    Relief floods in.

    It’s rush hour.
    Traffic is not slowing down. Ever.

    Then I see it. A green car pulling up on the opposite side. Grab is green. But I can’t see the license plate.

    So naturally CROSSING #2.
    I make it across again.
    Heart pounding.

    Nope. Wrong car.

    Moments later, a Grab motorbike pulls up beside me. Helmet extended. They sent me a bike??

    Against my better judgment and most of my instincts I put the helmet on. The driver asks where I’m going. And in that exact moment, clarity. This is not my Grab. No. “Kông”. “Cảm ơn. ” Thanks, but absolutely not.

    I am now back on the original side of the road.
    Exactly where I started. Still convinced the other side is correct.

    So CROSSING #3.
    I survive again.

    At this point, I feel invincible. Or invisible.

    And then, of course because the universe has a sense of humor my actual Grab car pulls up. On the opposite side.

    With the driver watching me.
    CROSSING #4.
    I cross one final time.
    With luggage.
    With dignity… mostly gone.

    With an audience. I get in the car.

    End scene.
    Vietnam: Day one.

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